Dear everyone, IOU comments, Love Valerie. Until then, if you've never read Etgar Keret, one of his very very short stories can be found HERE. It'll take you two minutes to read and it'll be totally worth it I promise ilu.
I ♥ Etgar Keret. I saw him speak when I was studying in Israel and we were assigned a bunch of his stories in language class because he writes in a very colloquial style. I've never read him in English, but I should track some of his stuff down now that my Hebrew has gone to shit.